Key: C
Introduction:
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1. How can I put this in a way so as not 2 offend or unnerve ?
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But there's a rumor goin' all around that u ain't been gettin' served.
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They say that u ain't "U know what" in, baby, who knows how long,
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it's hard 4 me 2 say what's right when all I wanna do is wrong.
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Gett off ? 23 positions in a one night stand,
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gett off ? I'll only call u after if u say I can.
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Gett off ? let a woman be a woman and a man be a man,
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gett off ? if u want 2, baby, here I am.
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2. I clocked the jizz from a friend of yours, named Vanessa Bet,
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she said u told her a fantasy that got her all wet.
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Something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside,
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what she told me then, got me so hot, I knew that we could slide.
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3. Naw, little cutie, I ain't drinkin', but scope this, I was just thinkin'
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u + me, what a ride, if u was thinkin' the same, we could
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continue outside, lay your pretty body against a parkin' meter,
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strip your dress down like I was strippin' a Peter Paul's Almond Joy.
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Lemme show u, baby, I'm a talented boy !
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Everybody grab a body, pump it like u want somebody !
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Get off, so here we, so here we, so here we are,
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here we are in my paisley crib, what cha want 2 eat? (Ribs!)
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Naw toy, I don't serve ribs, u better be happy that dress is still on,
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I heard the rip when u sat down.
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Honey, them hips is gone, but that's alright, I clock 'em that way,
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remind me of somethin' James used 2 say.
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"I like 'em fat, I like 'em proud, u got 2 have a mother 4 me."
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Baby, 2night u're a star, I'm the Big Dipper.
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+ Kick it. Get off.
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