Key: C
Introduction: Am
Am
Put my hand on the Bible
Am
Doing it for liable
Dm
It's suing season
E7
And I am broke
Buy me some happy
Am Dm
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
E7
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Am Dm
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
Fm C E7(break)
I can't change how it's wrote
Classy or flashy
F7
When my ship comes in
E7
She'll be on it
Am
Eating a fresh kebab
D7
And I want it
G#7 G
And I want it now
(Scat) - play chorus