Key: D
Introduction: A D E D
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At first we were just Gallifreyans and that was fine.
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Just taking up space and biding our time.
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'Til Rassilon came along
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With his ever present sense of right and wrong.
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He was strong, he was mighty,
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He was the founder of Time Lord Society.
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Now, this is the subject that everyone finds the hardest,
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But you're gonna have to pass it if you want to earn your TARDIS.
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Nobody's graduating from this Academy
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Until you've all mastered Gallifreyan History.
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Gallifreyan History!
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Now Rassilon had a buddy called Omega.
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His interstellar science would amaze ya.
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He found our source of power,
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And devised a cunning plan in under an hour.
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It went sour he was erased,
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But at least now we could travel through time and space.
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Now, if there's a subject that's impossible, it's this.
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In comparison, the Untempered Schism's a piece of piss.
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Nobody's graduating from this Academy
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Until you've all mastered Gallifreyan History.
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Gallifreyan History!
Owww, let's go!
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So, now we're all Time Lords, and that's just fine.
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We're travelling through space, bouncing through time
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But we've made it clear not to interfere,
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And that's a rule to which we all must adhere.
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But I fear that the Doc
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Is about causing havoc in his big blue box.
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Now, that takes us up to date and everything's just gravy.
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I only hope it doesn't get messed up by Russell T Davies.
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Nobody's graduating from this Academy
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Until you've all mastered Gallifreyan...
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Until you can say you're Gallifreyan...
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Until you know all about Gallifreyan History.
Right, same time next week.