Key: G
Introduction:
GA E GA E)
Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
G A
Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
G A
If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
G A
Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
B
Everyone will know you've been to this show
GA E GA E)
If you can't take, eat my stool
Masturbate with some crazy glue
G A
Fuck yourself with the world wide web
G A
Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
G A
You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy
B
Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
GA E GA E)
Fuck yourself with your heart and soul
Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
G A
Fuck yourself with organized religion
G A
Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
G A
If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
B
He'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time
GA E GA E)
And can someone explain to me this racist crap
I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
D E
Well, you can suck my dick and take all day
GA E GA E)
Fuck your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
G A
Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
G A
I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
G A
They come down on me because I know how to play -
B
Hey... fuck you!
GA E GA E)
Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
G A
Fuck yourself with the latest fashion
G A
With your spikes and your hair and those cute
little buttons
G A
And if you happen to have some leather and lace
B
Fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
GA E GA E)
Fuck yourself with your income tax
They're fucking you and that's a fact
G A
Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
G A
With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
G
With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
B
Just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think
GA E GA E)
Those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, I love you
GA E GA E)
A GA B