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Fuck Fake Hippies

Key: D

Introduction:

difficulty
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 D                 A                             G 
everybody knows you go to Melrose for those clothes
         D                 A                               G                                                           D 
and everybody sees that you prefer to drive my black Mercedes Benz
                         A                             G 
and i won't meet you at the Starbucks down the street
         D                 A                                 G 
and everybody knows he's just a secret trust fun baby
                     D                 A 
fuck fake hippies.
                     G 
fuck fake hippies.
                     D                 A 
fuck fake hippies.
         A                                   G 
you kinda smell like shit.
                           D               A 
because real hippies,
                                 G 
they don't wear zubie
                                 D                         A 
they don't have blackberries,
                           G 
so fuck fake hippies.
 D                             A                             G 
you don't eat meat so you can't fit into chick jeans
         D                       A                                         G 
and i don't understand you wipe you're shitty ass off with your hands
         D                             A                       G 
cuz you don't believe in toilet paper, just chick jeans.
         D                       A                               G 
and i'm fucking sick of these musician artist mood swings
                     D                 A 
fuck fake hippies.
                     G 
fuck fake hippies.
                     D                 A 
fuck fake hippies.
         A                                   G 
you kinda smell like shit.
                           D               A 
because real hippies,
                                 G 
they don't wear zubie
                                 D                         A 
they don't have blackberries,
                           G 
so fuck fake hippies.
                           D               A 
so fuck fake hippies.
                             G 
fuck you fake hippie
                       D                 A 
you stupid hippie.
                               G 
you shitty ass hippie,
                                           D 
you kinda smell like shit.
                                                 D                 A 
and i guess i mean that literally
                                                   G 
shit stains in your zubie jeans
                                           D                     A 
text message in that blackberry
                                       G 
you stupid fucking fake hippie.
           D             A         G 
fuck you, ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
                 D             A         G 
oh fuck you, ew ew ew ew ew ew.
                 D                         A               G 
fuck you suck my dick too, ew ew ew ew.
 D                         A         G 
suck my dick, ew ew ew ew.
       D                                                     A 
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.
       G                                                     A 
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.
       D                                                     A 
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.
       G                                                     A 
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.
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