Key: D
Introduction:
D
Don't you say
G Bb A
don't you ever ever say that it was worth it for the profit.
D
Another day
when I wait there shit-faced
G A
Then I smile when I'm on and sing the songs that I did not write.
Bm G
And they'll dance to it.
A D
And I'll smile and I'll get paid.
Bm G
Baggy pants are stupid.
A
Alt-rock, Skynyrd, play another song I hate.
D G A G
I'll just stay on the state streets
Bb A D G A
Complaining that it's all the same
G Bb A
but too lazy to change anything.
D G
And I can't spend another day
Bb A D G
thinkin' these places on street signs are
Bb A
the only places that I've ever been.
D
Drink a free beer, maybe smoke with the waiter.
G Bb A
(It's) the illusion that they all give a shit.
D
And some drunk guys yelling "Free Bird!" and "Show us your boobs!"
G Bb A
and I'll smile and I'll key their truck.
Bm G
And it sucks so bad
A
But I made one Benjamin.
D Bb
How can I be mad?
A
I paid one seventh of my rent
A
And maybe I'll buy a plate of eggs.
D G A G
I'll just stay on the state streets
Bb A D G
Complaining that it's all the same
G Bb A
but too lazy to change anything.
D G
And I can't spend another day
Bb A D G
thinkin' these places on street signs are
G Bb A
the only places that I've ever been.
F#m
I'm not feelin' Minnesota.
G A Bbº D
I sit next to an ATM and people check their balance during my set.
F#m G
And play cover songs from the 90's
G G#º
by one-hit-wonders, Chumbawumba, Tubthumper
A Bbº A D
and a jersey-wearing motherfucker withdraws his twenty bucks.