Key: A
Introduction:
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Lil Dicky, ooh
Mustard on the beat, ho
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I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)
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Iâm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
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There,s tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
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I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
I told him I,m his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)
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Holy shit, I got a kid (oh)
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Ohh, I can sing so well
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Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
Wait, can I really say the n-word?
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What up, my nigga? (woo) What up, my nigga?
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Big ups, my nigga, we up, my nigga
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You pussy ass nigga, man, fuck y,all niggas
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'Cause I'm that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm that nigga
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I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
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Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
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But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
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(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
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I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
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Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
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I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black
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(Ring ring) What the fuck?
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I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)
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Ugh, what the fuck?
Db
This shit is real weak
How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
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Walking down the street and ain't nobody know my name (whoa)
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Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
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Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black or my controversial past
I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)
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Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
Eb
Why his momma calling all the time?
Eb
Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body, Breezy is who?
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Hope my daughter's in school
Db
Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
What would I do?
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I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
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Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
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But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
Fm
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
Ab Db
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
Fm Eb
Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
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I look at my soft dick with delight, it's my dream dick
If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
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I'm tryna to find myself like an introspective monk
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I'm balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk
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Snap a flick of my junk
My dick is trending on Twitter? Fuck
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Now I'm at the club, I talked my way into getting in
I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
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I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in
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I don't know who that is
Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
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Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)
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Walked up to that motherfucker
Wait, think it through for a sec
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If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
Db
But wait, I love myself
That was the key, now we're switching back
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I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah)
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Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
Eb
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
(I can't believe)
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I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
Db
Wait, what the fuck?
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And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body
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It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was
What the fuck again?
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I'm DJ Khaled
Why am I yelling?
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Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
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I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (woo, woo)
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Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn
I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman