Chords
Framed

Key: G

Introduction:

 Gm                                                         Cm 
Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
 Gm                                       Cm 
Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking
 Gm                                                                                         Cm 
And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells
                   Gm                                                               Cm                                     Gm 
I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals
                                         Cm 
But when murdering females
                           Gm                                             Cm 
Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed
 Gm                                                                       Cm 
Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail
 Gm                                                                   Cm 
If you get scratched because your DNA'll
               Gm 
Be all up under her fingernails
 Cm                                                     Gm 
Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares
                         Cm 
He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears
 Gm                                                       Cm 
Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware
 Gm                           Cm 
Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs
 Gm                                     Cm 
She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare
 Gm                               Cm 
Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly
 Gm 
I said "I'm here to do sink repairs"
 Cm                     Gm 
        Chop her up, put her body parts
                           Cm                                                 Gm 
In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there
         Cm                           Eb 
But hey man, I was framed
 Gm                                 Cm 
I know what this looks like, officers
                                           Gm 
Please just give me one minute
 Cm                           Eb 
I think I can explain
 Gm 
I ain't murdered nobody
 Cm                                                 Gm 
I know these words are so nutty
                                     Cm           Eb 
But I'm just here to entertain
 Gm 
How come your shirt is so bloody?
 Cm                                                     Gm 
There's a missing person, so what? He's
                               Cm           Eb 
Got nothin' to do with me
 Gm                                 Cm             Eb     Gm 
I'm almost certain I was framed
                   Cm                                               Gm 
Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong
                               Cm                                                     Gm 
Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on
   Cm                                                                           Gm 
Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard
                                     Cm 
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
                     Cm                                           Gm 
Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it
                     Cm                                                         Gm 
Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me
Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde
 Cm                                               Gm 
Second murder with no recollection of it
                                           Cm                                         Gm 
Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it
                               Cm 
Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper
 Gm                                                 Cm                                     Gm 
Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender
                         Cm                                                             Gm 
Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably
                                   Cm 
'Cause the disassembled body
                               Gm                                                               Cm 
Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly
                                 Gm 
I'm wanted for questioning
                                   Cm                                             Gm 
Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me
         Cm                           Eb 
But hey man, I was framed
 Gm                                 Cm 
I know what this looks like, officers
                                           Gm 
Please just give me one minute
 Cm                           Eb 
I think I can explain
 Gm 
I ain't murdered nobody
 Cm                                                 Gm 
I know these words are so nutty
                                     Cm           Eb 
But I'm just here to entertain
 Gm 
How come your shirt is so bloody?
 Cm                                                     Gm 
There's a missing person, so what? He's
                               Cm           Eb 
Got nothin' to do with me
 Gm                                 Cm             Eb     Gm 
I'm almost certain I was framed
               Cm 
Still on the loose, they
                               Gm 
Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday
 Cm                                                       Gm 
In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate
 Cm                                       Gm 
With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher
 Cm                                                         Gm 
Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase
                   Cm 
Just escaped from the state pen
           Gm 
For eight women who hate men
                                         Cm 
Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked
                   Gm 
When I break in your basement
                           Cm                             Gm 
Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent
                         Cm                                                         Gm 
Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent
                   Cm                                   Gm 
Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown
 Cm                                             Gm 
Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems
 Cm                                   Gm 
Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home
 Cm                                     Gm 
You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window
 Cm               Gm                                     Cm 
      But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene
 Gm 
In a verse and be charged with first degree
 Cm                                                     Gm 
'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly
                       Cm 
With the massacre or the Burger King burglary
No, officer, you see
         Cm                           Eb 
But hey man, I was framed
 Gm                                 Cm 
I know what this looks like, officers
                                           Gm 
Please just give me one minute
 Cm                           Eb 
I think I can explain
 Gm 
I ain't murdered nobody
 Cm                                                 Gm 
I know these words are so nutty
                                     Cm           Eb 
But I'm just here to entertain
 Gm 
How come your shirt is so bloody?
 Cm                                                     Gm 
There's a missing person, so what? He's
                               Cm           Eb 
Got nothin' to do with me

   Cm 
I'm almost certain I was framed