Key: G
Introduction:
G Em Bm
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
D
In the ham wallet
G Em Bm
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
D
With the lap rocket
G Em Bm
Batter dip the cranny ax
D
In the gut locker
G Em Bm
Retrofit the pudding hatch (ooh la la)
D
With the boink swatter
C
If i get you in the loop
G
when I make a point to be straight with you then
D
In lieu of the innuendo in the end
know my intent though
C G
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
D
I don't wanna beat around the bush
G Em Bm D
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G Em Bm D
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Em Bm D
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
G D
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
Em Bm D
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Em Bm D
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
G
Pronto