Key: C
Introduction: C Am C Am
C
If you save yourself for marriage
You' re a bore
Am
If you don' t save yourself for marriage
You' re a horrible person
F
If you won' t have a drink
Then you' re a prude
Dm
But they' ll call you a drunk
G
As soon as you down the first one
C
If you can' t lose the weight
Then you' re just fat
Am
But if you lose too much
Then you' re on crack
F
You' re damned if you do
And you' re damned if you don' t
Dm
So you might as well just do
G
Whatever you want So
C
Make lots of noise
Am
And kiss lots of boys
C
Or kiss lots of girls
Dm G
If that' s something you' re into
C
When the straight and narrow
Am
Gets a little too straight
F
Roll up a joint, or don' t
C
Just follow your arrow
G C C/B
Wherever it points, yeah
Am C
Follow your arrow
G C Am C Am
Wherever it points
C
If you don' t go to church
Am
If you' re the first one
On the front row
Am
You' re self-righteous
Son of a-
F
Can' t win for losing
You just disappoint ' em
Dm
Just ' cause you can' t beat ' em
G
Don' t mean you should join ' em
C
Make lots of noise
Am
And kiss lots of boys
C
Or kiss lots of girls
Dm G
If that' s something you' re into
C
When the straight and narrow
Am
Gets a little too straight
F
Roll up a joint, or don' t
C
Just follow your arrow
G C C/B
Wherever it points, yeah
Am C
Follow your arrow
G C
Wherever it points
C
Say what you feel
Am
Love who love
C
' Cause you just get
Am
so many trips around the sun
Dm
Yeah, you only
C
Only live once
C
Make lots of noise
Am
And kiss lots of boys
C
Or kiss lots of girls
Dm G
If that' s what you' re into
C
When the straight and narrow
Am
Gets a little too straight
F
Roll up a joint, I would
C
And follow your arrow
G C C/B
Wherever it points, yeah
Am C
Follow your arrow
G C
Wherever it points