Key: C
C
Bend my finger back (snap)
Dm
Wrap it in a paper towel
F
G
Break a twig in half and set it straight
C
Hit me with a wood bat
Dm
F
Hit me with a canister that's fired while
G
The soldiers drive away
C
Bend my finger back (snap)
Dm
F
G
On and on and on and on for days
C
Hit me with a wood bat
Dm
F
Hit me like a Yankee, like a son of
G
Freedom never as a slave
F
It's etiquette, you idiot
C
Spend time behind the line
F
C
Show sympathy to LA where the sun don't ever shine
F
C
Everybody wants you, but baby you are mine
Dm
G
And baby you're not anybody's fool
C
Bless me with a heart attack
Dm
A real crise cardiaque
F
G
And show me where to find the surgeon's knife
C
Eviscerate me now (hack)
Dm
Take me to my punishment
F
G
The punishment I've needed all my life
C
Bend my finger (snap)
Dm
F
G
On and on and on and on with strife
C
Listen to my bum rap
Dm
F
G
Listen to the evidence exonerating me from being right
F
It's etiquette, you idiot
C
Spend time behind the line
F
C
Show sympathy to LA where the sun don't ever shine
F
C
Everybody wants you, but baby you are mine
Dm
G
And baby you're not anybody's fool
F
C
I know that I've been wicked and the road to hell is wide
F
C
Cursed by curiosity that made us go inside
F
C
Everyone was charming but they took us for a ride
Dm
G
But baby, you're not anybody's fool
C
Sing next year in Jerusalem
You know - the one at W. 103rd and Broadway?
C
Remembrances of holy days in Tarrytown and Rye
F
G
I don't wanna live like this but I don't wanna die
C
Condolences to gentle hearts who couldn't bear to try
F
G
I don't wanna live like this but I don't wanna die