Key: G
Introduction: B Db Gb
Gb
I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car
Ebm
She said her name was Debbie, she was a friend of Jenny Creggs
B Db
She had boobs like watermelons and breathe like rotten eggs
Gb
I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes
Cause your looking at me like I'm a side of fries
Ebm
I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
B Db
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeah!
Bbm B Db
Woooooah woooooah!! Thar she blows
Bbm B Db
Woooooah wooooah!! Thar she blows
B Db
Fat girl, she everything I wanted and more
B Db
Fat girl, she can't fit through the door
Bbm B Db
Woooooah woooooah
B
Thar she blows
Gb
I want to prove to you my feelings are for real
So I'm going to buy you a million happy meals, yeah
Ebm
I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
B Db
I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin Yeah!
Bb B Db
Woooooah woooooah!! Thar she blows
Bb B Db
Woooooah wooooah!! Thar she blows
B Db
Fat girl...is riding my jock again
B Db
Fat girl?is snacking on my cock again
Eb
Ouch, don't bite!
Ab
My friends keep telling me I must be going blind
'Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah
Fm
Even though some people point and laugh at us
Db Eb
You can kick their ass cause your bigger than a bus
Db Eb
Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again
Db Eb
Fat girl, where does your neck begin?
Cm Db Eb
Wooooah wooooah!! Thar she blows
Db Eb
Fat girl, put my hotdog into your bun
Db Eb
Fat girl, you're really really tons of fun
Cm Db Eb
Wooooah wooooah!! Thar she blows
Cm Db Eb
Wooooah wooooah!! Thar she blows
Ab
You're my fat fat girl
You know I really love you