Key: E
Introduction: Em G D C Em G D
Em G
You say that you feel
D A
Really small when you're around me
C
Fancy that
Em G D
I always thought I acted totally pathetic
Em G
You say that my attitude
D A
Is monstrous condescending
C Em
Don't you know that lately
G D
I've been feeling little too?
Em G
So you say my sense of humor
D A
Is offensive and imposing
C
Fancy that
Em G D
And I was only trying to get on with your friends
Em G
So people misinterpret
D A
Find my sarcasm confusing
C Em
I always saw myself as
G D
Totally see-through
E G
Mama says
D A E
I have a healthy understanding of my worth
G
Baby I seem bigger
D A E
Since I put a little weight on 'round the girth
G
People say
D A C
That I always seem to stick out in a crowd
But so did JFK
Em D
And we all know what that means, don't we?
Em
So you say
G D A
People get blown away when they first meet me
C
Fancy that
Em G D
I always work like hell, just to be enough
Em G
You tell me my opinions
D A
Can be too opinionated
C Em
Don't you know I often feel like
G D
I've got nothing much to say
Em
And you say
G D A
My confidence could be perceived as disrespectful
C
Fancy that
Em G D
And I was just avoiding being bored to death
Em
You tell me
G D A
My songs can be a little bit affronting
C
Don't you know
Em G D
I often saw myself as totally pretensious
E G
Mama says
D A E
I have a well-developed sense of what I've got
G
Does she think my self-esteem
D A E
Is a function of my purple lyra top
G
People say
D A C
That I always seem to stick out in a crowd
But so did the Elephant Man
Em D E
And we all know what he said, don't we?
G
Mama says
D A E
I have a healthy understanding of my worth
G
Baby I seem bigger
D A E
Since I put a little weight on 'round the girth
G
People say
D A C
That I always seem to stick out in a crowd
But so did Cassius Clay
Em D
And we all know how he eats, don't we?
Instrumental
E G
Mama says
D A E
I have a well-developed sense of what I've got
G
Does she think my self-esteem
D A E
Is a function of my purple lyra top
G
People say
D A C
That I always seem to stick out in a crowd
But so did JFK
Em D
And we all know what that means, don't we?