Key: C
Introduction: C
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Have you ever put butter on a Pop-Tart?
F
It's so frickin' good.
C
Have you ever put butter on a Pop-Tart?
G C
If you haven't, then I think you should.
C
I was sittin' in the kitchen one day and I was itchin' to fill up my belly
C G
with the pipin' hot jelly of the best damn treat in the world..
G
He's Talking Pop-Tarts
G
And I saw a stick of butter
G C
and it almost made me shudder and scream like a baby girl..
C
I don't want a giant penis
C
or a rocket trip to Venus.
F
I don't want to win the lottery..
C
I just want to squat and gobble, till I'm dizzy and I wobble
G C
in a butter, fruit and dough tart dream
C
So, I put butter on a Pop-Tart.
F
It was so frickin' good.
C
Have you ever put butter on a Pop-Tart?
G C
If you haven't, then I think you should..
C
Everybody come along with us!
C
Have you ever put butter on a.... Pop-Tart!
F
It's so frickin' good. Yeah!
C
Have you ever put butter on a.... Pop-Tart!
G C
If you haven't then I think you should.
Pop-Tart! With butter..