Key: C
Introduction:
C
Have you ever put butter on a poptart? It's soooo freakin'
F C
Goooood...Have you ever put butter on a poptart....
G C
If you haven't than I think you should......
(Verse)
C
I was sittin' in the kitchen One day, and I was itchin' To fill up my belly
G
With the pipin' hot jelly Of the best damn treat in the world He's talkin'
G
Pop Tarts And I saw a stick of butter And it almost made me shudder
C
And scream like a baby girl I don't want a giant penis Or a rocket ship to
C F
Venus I don't want to win the lottery I just want to squat and gobble
C G
'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream
G C
Sooooooooo.......I put butter on a poptart? It was soooo freakin'
F C
Goooood...Have you ever put butter on a poptart....
G C
If you haven't than I think you should.....