Key: F
Introduction:
Am
(I don't a give a fuck...)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
F E
I literally don't give a fuck about anything
Am
I don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything
People care about shit, I say fuck everything
F
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun
E
I don't need heat or Vitamin D!
Am
And fuck toasters. I don't need to cook my bread
And fuck coasters. I use a little plate instead
F E
We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you
Am
Don't give a fuck about chairs. I prefer to stand
And fuck air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan
F E
Demolition man's the only snipes movie I like
Am
And fuck liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like
F E
And fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth
Am
Don't give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes
Fuck physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind
F E
And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most
And fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land
F E
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...
Am
Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium, large?"
F E
I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck, alright?"
etcetera etcetera, the lyrics are all below, but the chord rhythm is exactly the same.