Key: D
Introduction:
D F#m
You don't always have to * * * her hard.
Em A
In fact sometimes that's not right to do.
D F#m
Sometimes you gotta make some love,
Em A
and * * *in' give her some smooches too.
Bm G Bm G
Sometimes you've got to squeeze, sometimes you've got to say please,
D A
sometimes you got to say hey,
-Chorus-
D F#m Em A
I'm gonna * * * you softly. I'm gonna screw you gently.
D F#m Em A
I'm gonna hump you sweetly. I'm gonna ball you discreetly.
Bm G
And then you say 'hey I brought you flowers,
D A
And then you say 'wait a minute sally,
Bm G Em
I think I've got something in my teeth could you get it out for me ?
A
That's * * *in' teamwork.
-Verse-
D F#m
What's your favorite posish(position)
Em A D
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you.
D F#m
What's you favorite dish'
Em A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar.
-Chorus 2-
G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
(soft)D A
G
and then I'll * * *in' ball you completely
D Em A C G D
and then I'm gonna fuuuuuuuck you haaaaaaaaaard
Bb C D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd