Chords
Everything From Jesus To Jack Daniels

Key: G

Introduction:

             G                                                                                         C  
You wake up in the morning drink a beer and take a Valium
                             G                                                                                                                         D7  
And you're trying to forget about the things you did last night
             G                                                                                            C  
Flip through that morning paper read the horoscope and the comics
                          G                                                                                 D7                         G  
You're as well informed as anybody on the left or the right
G                                                                                    C  
You make it to your job and hear Atlanta lost another
                     G                                                                                                                      D7  
How can you lose while making half a million bucks or near
          G                                                                                                         C  
The old man who sweeps the floor and wears a big blue Reagan button
                        G                                                                                      D7                              G  
Says the Russians are a coming but they've been here for years
                  C                                                                            G  
Trying everything from Jesus to Jack Daniels
                        D7                                      G  
It's the all new American diet
                  C                                                                            G  
Trying everything from Jesus to Jack Daniels
                     C                                         G                                 D7                            G  
You get on it and you're on it for the rest of your life
G                                                                                              C  
There's a story in the paper about a man who killed his family
                          G                                                                                                                 D7  
He jumped off a bridge because he couldn't take it anymore
             G                                                      C  
Down at the local tavern a young man comes in limping
                  G                                                                                      D7                                      G  
And he claims that he's a veteran of the Falkland Islands war
G                                                                                                    C  
You head home and you're accosted by a youngster wearing robes
                                G                                                                                                            D7  
And wanting money for his God who sits upon a plastic throne
          G                                                                                      C  
You ignore him if you can and make it to the local tavern
                          G                                                                              D7                              G  
Where you order up a drink and give some money to your own
                  C                                                                            G  
Trying everything from Jesus to Jack Daniels
                        D7                                      G  
It's the all new American diet
                  C                                                                            G  
Trying everything from Jesus to Jack Daniels
                     C                                         G                                 D7                            G  
You get on it and you're on it for the rest of your life
                                                                                                          G  
There's a man in Tennessee who's got it figured out completely
     G                                                                                                                         D7  
I guess that he's as happy as a thinking man can be
     G                                                                                                 C  
I asked him what he thought and he said brother let me tell you
                G                                                                                    D7                                    G  
Try a little bit of both and leave out everything in between
                  C                                                                            G  
Trying everything from Jesus to Jack Daniels
                        D7                                      G  
It's the all new American diet
                  C                                                                            G  
Trying everything from Jesus to Jack Daniels
                     C                                         G                                 D7                            G  
You get on it and you're on it for the rest of your life