Key: E
Introduction:
C
Hello, I see you wanted to talk
C7
It?s been so cold, no, don?t turn this off
C7 F
I?ve got something to show you
F Fm
A little video to get to know you
C
The quality?s not great but look! There?s me
C C7
Putting something in my mouth -- it?s a computer key
F
I look at you sadly as I start to eat
Fm C
You didn?t even wish me ?bon appetit?
C Cm C Cm
And I?m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
C7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
C Dm
You see the red drip from my lips
Dm G7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
C
And I?m chewing up bits of the screen but it?s glass
C7 C
It?s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
Dm G
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
G G7
I won?t leave until you watch it all
C
You see me on every single screen
C7 C F
This video is seventeen hours long
Dm F Fm
Your power?s running low
C
It?s 2am and you open your phone
C7
For a moment you know you?re alone in your home
C7 F Fm
And then there?s me, eating real slow
C Am C7
And I?m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
C7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
C Dm
You see the red drip from my lips
Fm G7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
C
And I?m chewing up bits of the screen but it?s glass
C7 C
It?s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
F Fm
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
G G7
I won?t leave until you watch it all
Am
I?m what you see on your screen
Am
But your friends can?t see me
Am
What you feel isn?t real
D
These pixels can?t be me
F
A man trapped in a machine
F Fm
If there?s a God how could he be so mean
Am
I?m what you see on your screen
Am
But your friends can?t see me
Am
What you feel isn?t real
D
These pixels can?t be me
F
A man trapped in a machine
F Fm
If there?s a God how could he be so mean
Am
I?m what you see on your screen
Am
But your friends can?t see me
Am
What you feel isn?t real
D
These pixels can?t be me
F
A man trapped in a machine
F Fm
If there?s a God how could he be so mean
Am
I?m what you see on your screen
Am
But your friends can?t see me
Am
What you feel isn?t real
D
These pixels can?t be me
F
A man trapped in a machine
F Fm
If there?s a God how could he be so mean
C Am C7
And I?m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
C7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
C Dm
You see the red drip from my lips
Fm G7
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
C
And I?m chewing up bits of the screen but it?s glass
C7 C
It?s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
F Fm F
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
G G7
I won?t leave until you watch it all
C Am C7
And I?m eating my computer crunch crunch crunch
C7
Keyboard keys for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
C F
You see the red drip from my lips
F G
I call this snack computer chips Woah!
C
And I?m chewing up bits of the screen but it?s glass
C7 C
It?s all cutting into my throat as I swallow the mass
F Fm
And crystal and the blood continues to fall
G G7
I won?t leave until you watch it all
Outro
C
And I?m collapsing onto my table
C7
I ate as much as I was able to
F Fm
Now it?s time to say goodbye
Fm C
I give you a smile