Key: C
Introduction:
C Am
I nailed ducks to the wall
G C Am
Kept my heart in dark ruins
G C Am
I built bungalows all over the hills
G C Am
Dunroamin, duncarin, dunlivin
G C Am
Took my girl to the country
G C Am
To sleep out under the moon
C Am
Next thing she's going crazy
C
Women are like that kid
Am
What the hell can you do?
G C Am
She waits for the real Mr. Right to come
G C Am
Gently removing her heart
F G
With his promises of real communication
I saw a program about that on TV........
F# F
Who's always picking up the tab
C
Who built a bungalow for his mum and dad
Me.....
F
Who took you out to all the shows
C
Who worked his fingers to the bone
Me....
G
While you were asleep
It was me...I did
F# F
I kept you in buttons and bows
Christ all those clothes
C
So you could encourage this creep
F# F
With his neat feet
C
And his clean fingernails
F# F C
With his wise but twinkling eyes
F C
He's a rock standing out in an ocean of doubt
F
Get movin', get off the road ya Goddam faggot
G
And compromise
F# F C
I'd like to go on with this bit of a song
F C
Describing this schmuck
F G C
I'd like to go on, but I'm going to throw up