Key: B
Introduction:
G B7
If it weren't for drunk women, my hair would be black
C Am
My tank would be full in my third Cadillac
G B7 C Am
And every girl would swoon over me
G D G
Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd be livin' the dream
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd never be sad
C
Blame the ones that came before you
B7
Darlin', you know I adore you
C G G7
But I'd be insane to try to play this game again
C
So have a ball and have your fun
B7
I gave it all for half your love
C G
I've said my piece and done everything I can
D G
If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd sleep like a stone
D B7
I'm old enough now to know that your worth
C
Has got nothin' to do with the length of your skirt
G G7
The waves in your hair or the smoke in your eyes
C B7
And if you knew it too, if you saw what I see
The beauty that lies and hides underneath
C G
You'd never give it all away
G D G
If it weren't for drunk women, I'd ask you to stay
Blame the ones that came before you