Key: A
Introduction:
A A4
Drunk men stagger, drunk men fall
A A4
Drunk men swear & that's not all
C#m A
Quite often drunks will urinate outdoors
A A4
Like widowed women drunk men weep
A A4
Like children curled up drunk men sleep
C#m A
Like a dog a drunk will crawl about on all fours
D
Be it broke bum or rich rake
Dm
His dinner be it bread or cake
D/G
His beverage be the worst of whiskey, finest wine
A A4
Puke it stinks & so it seems
A A4
A drunkard goes to great extremes
C#m A
But there has yet to be a perfectly straight line
Drunks are strong & drunks are weak