Key: C
Introduction:
Aand B
Sucking dick for ecstacy
A
Paid a 70 year old hooker to make out with me
E
Now the get-high shack is just a memory
B A
Downloading porn with Davo
B A
Downloading porn with Davo
B A
Put a latch on the door so Mama don't know
E
That I'm downloading porn with Davo
E
Tried to buy your love but I came up short
So I f *cked a little waitress in exchange for a snort
A
My girl's got a dick hanging out of her shorts
E
Me and Eric in the bathroom with the weather report
B A
Downloading porn with Davo
B A
Downloading porn with Davo
B A
Put a latch on the door so Mama don't know
E
That I'm downloading porn with Davo
E
Oh baby I know you love the good old days
Cruising on the Long Island expressway
A
I used to be dead but now I'm gay
E
All I ever think about is drowning, drowning
B A
Downloading porn with Davo
B A
Downloading porn with Davo
B A
Put a latch on the door so Mama don't know
E
That I'm downloading porn with Davo
(verse and chorus chords under solo)