Key: C
Introduction:
G D G
Well I wish I'd born in a bar
G C D
I wouldn't have to walk so bloody far
G Em C D
I'd peel back my cranium, put my brain in a jar
G D G
If only I'd been born in a bar
verse 2
G D G
And I wish I'd been born on the beach
G C D
With everything I want within my reach
G C D
I'd date the richest women and suck 'em like a leach
G D G
If only I'd been born on a beach
verse 3
G D G
And I wish I'd been born in the woods
G C D
And I don't want to be misunderstood
G Em C D
I'd rail out all humanity and give it up for good
G D G
If only I'd been born in the woods
verse 4
G D G
And I wish I'd been born up a tree
G C D
Walking on the ground just not for me
G Em C D
I'd build myself a shelter, get my foilage for free
G D G
If only I'd been born up a tree
--Musical Bridge?
G D G
Verse 5
G D G
And I wish that I'd been born in Selangore
G C D
I wish I'd been a tiger even more
G Em C D
If I ever got in trouble I would only have to roar
G D G
So I wish that I'd been born in Selangore
Verse 6 Appegio
G D G
And I wish I'd been born down the drain
G C D
'Tis where I've ended up, all the same
G Em C D
Talk to the spiders, that come out in the rain
G D G
If I'd been born down the drain ...
Or in a bar.