Key: G
Introduction: G D G
D G
Now, let's get the kids and pack up the car
C G D
Take that vacation we've been waiting for
C G Em
Drive across this country, leave our worries far behind
C G D G
Singing four-part harmony to "Sweet Adeline"
D G
'Cause I got these books and maps from Triple "A"
C G D
And we'll visit friends and sites along the way
C G Em
So bring the bikes and toys and diapers, pay the neighbour's son
C G D G
And call to stop the mail and, Honey, don't forget the guns
D C G
Don't forget the guns, you know exactly what I mean
D C D
Bring the pistols, bring the Uzi and the old AR-Fifteen
G C
We don't look for trouble, but by golly if we're in it
G D G
It's nice to know we're free to blow nine hundred rounds a minute
D G
We'll head for Chicago, stop for the night
C G D
Hope for good weather, hope the kids don't fight
C G Em
They've never seen Mount Rushmore and they ought to understand
C G D G
The kind of men who forged our freedom all across this land
D G
We'll hike up a trail and ride down a street
C G D
And stand by Old Faithful and watch her blow off steam
C G Em
When we pack picnic lunches, that's not all we'll bring along
C G D G
'Cause we'll be packing 45's, case anything goes wrong
D C G
Now, don't forget the guns, you know exactly what I mean
D C D
Bring the pistols, bring the Uzi and the old AR-Fifteen
G C
We don't look for trouble, but by golly if we're in it
G D G D G
It's nice to know we're free to blow nine hundred rounds a minute
D C Bm C
Oh, riding along, we'll follow the signs
D C Bm C
Over the mountains, under the pines
C Em D C
Up to Boot Hill, where they got what they gave
D C G
Don't forget the guns, you know exactly what I mean
D C D
Bring the pistols, bring the Uzi and the old AR-Fiftee-heen
G C
We don't look for trouble, but by golly if we're in it
G D G
It's nice to know we're free to blow nine hundred rounds a minute
D C D
Bring the pistols, bring the Uzi and the old AR-Fifteeeen
G C
We don't look for trouble, but by golly if we're in it
G D G
It's nice to know we're free to blow nine hundred rounds a minute