Key: D
Introduction:
D
Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell
D
Lucy went to heaven but she still felt like hell
D G
So she only gave it two stars
G
Worst place ever
D
She's the kind of person, anyway she tries
D
Always disappointed so she never feels surprised
D G
When she is always disappointed
Pre-Chorus 1
G
She holds my hand like I'm a barbed wire fence
G
Dance like they're watching you 'cause they are watching you
D A
And when the bright lights find you
G
Don't let your heart get lazy
D A
Keep all the worst behind you
G
That stuff will make you crazy
Em F#m
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G A
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
verse 2
D
Hello operator, please give me number nine
D
If you disconnect me I think that would be fine
D G
Because all I can hear is talking
G
So much talking
D
Appreciate the outrage, I did the best I could
D
I thought about your think piece, I don't think it's any good
D G
And anyway, I didn't read it
Pre-Chorus 2
G
Who writes this stuff? 'Cause it makes no sense
G
I just checked my privilege and it looks fine to me
D A
And when the bright lights find you
G
They're gonna shine right through you
D A
Keep all the worst behind you
G
Don't let the words get to you
Em F#m
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G A
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
verse 3
D
The flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park
D
Girls and boys are kissing as we stumble in the dark
D G
And we don't have a lot of time left
Pre-Chorus 3
G
You clutch your chest, you fake a heart attack
G
Laugh it up, nothing looks good on me
G
Somebody called, they want their something back
G
I'm not a piece of meat, I guess I'd like to be
D A
And when the bright lights find you
G
Bro, come on, bro, don't tase me
D A
Keep all the worst behind you
G
That stuff will make you crazy
Em F#m
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G A
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
Em F#m
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
G A
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls