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Em
I took my darling out to the aquarium
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Sea creatures stared at us
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And we stared back at them
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Em
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My baby freaked when she peeked at that 8-legged blob with a beak
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She was too scared to speak
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I said don't be upset
Em
It's only an octopus
Am
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Don't bother it and i'm sure it won't bother us
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Em
Please don't be upset my darling,
Am
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Please don't get upset
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Em
My baby came riding to meet me one time
Am
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On the crowed last car of the downtown-bound 9
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She was brave but she caved
Em
When the train was delayed
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It was just the last straw in her hard busy day
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Em
I said don't get upset 'cus it's not a catastrophe
Am
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Nothing will happen and soon you'll be back with me
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Em
Please don't be upset my darling,
Am
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Please don't be upset
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My gal's got a headhache,
Em
Her ankle is hurting too
Am
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Boots she bought gave her a rash and her winsdom tooth
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Em
Am
Is coming in and it's damp out and she's having cramps
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And she's so mad at me cuz i didn't shave
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Em
I said don't be upset i know you're feeling sensitive
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I'll try to be kinder and be more attentive
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Em
Please don't be upset my darling
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Please don't get upset
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Em
Darling i said, i'm gonna be 27 soon
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I've only got rejection letters and a sense of impending doom
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I think it's too late for me
Em
All the comic companies hate me
Am
And i try but it's always the same
F
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I guess my art is just lame and it's strange but
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still Somehow i'm always not suiting their needs at this time
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Em
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And she said ...
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Em
"don't be upset, You know that you're wonderful
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Just keep on trying" and actually what she really said was
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Em
All you ever wanna talk about is your self
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And your comic books and your album and your tour
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And everytime i see your friends
Em
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They just ask me where you are again and it hurts
It makes me feel like dirt
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I'm just gonna write where you are on my shirt
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Em
And i said don't be upset, don't be in a bad mood
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Let's just go to a show and hang out and feel good
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Em
Come on please don't be upset my darling,
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Please don't be upset,
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I'll do anything baby,
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Just don't be upset.
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