Key: D
Introduction:
D G
Woke up this morning, put on my slippers
D A
went to the kitchen and died
D G
And oh what a feeling when my soul went through the celing
A D
and on up in to heaven I did rise
G D
When I got there they did say John it happened this-a-way
A
you slipped upon the floor and hit your head
D G D
And all the angels say just before you passed away
A D
these are the very last words that you said
G D
Please don't bury me down in that cold cold ground
A
I'd rather have 'em cut me up and pass me all around
D
Throw my brains in a huricane
G D
The blind can have my eyes
G D A D
'deaf can take both of my ears if they don't mind the size
Give my stomach to Milwakee if they run out of beer