Key: F
Introduction: C G Am Em F G C G
C G Am Em
I know my words are sick
F G C G
well, so do I
C G Am Em
But come gather 'round n’ I'll tell a tale
F G C G
about a man that sold his eyes
F A#7M
To lose weight and to get cute
F A#7M
To reach a girl who's just like you
C A#7M
To forget a girl he never had
(intro)
C G Am Em
Then he sold his nose
F G C G
for an unknown guy
C G Am Em
A strange guy that some
F G C G
people used to call god
F A#7M
Well, I guess he was really needing
F A#7M
A new nose and I'm not kidding
C A#7M
I swear it's not any kind of joke
(intro)
C G Am Em
Now he's on the road again
F G C G
looking for someone
C G Am Em
To buy his dreams
F G C G
and ears and thumbs
F A#7M
Someone to care for him
F A#7M
Not to leave him lost in sin
C A#7M
Neither in pain or happiness
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C G Am Em
Life is nothing but a joke
F G C G
and I'm getting tired
C G Am Em
Life is nothing but a joke
F G C G
and I'm getting tired
C G Am Em
Life is nothing but a joke
F G C G
and I'm getting tired
C G Am Em
Life is nothing but a joke
F G C G
and I'm getting tired...
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