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Introduction:
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If you want to eat some dog
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I have good news
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There's an annual dog festival
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Where you can eat all the dog you want
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And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
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And the festival spans about ten days
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With 15 thousand dogs consumed
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And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
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I just wanna let you know
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I'm just tryna' be a bro
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So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
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Once you get off at that airport
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You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
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And it costs 20 US dollars
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And it's a four and a half hour ride
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And you get off at Maoming West
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Just remember Maoming West
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Now you might have to stay there a full night
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Depending on the time you arrive
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Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
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And you have to buy another ticket
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It's about another 22 bucks
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But from there it goes straight to Yulin
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Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
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Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
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I'm checking online now
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I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
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Offering a sauna, fitness center
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Wow it's not too bad at all
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Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night
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But with free complementary breakfast
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And a free cancelation fee
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So it's not a bad as I thought
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When you're ready the concierge will know exactly
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which festival you're talking about
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And he or she will give you directions
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So take a cab
But don't get ripped off
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If you're white they'll charge you double
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I shit you not
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I shit you not
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But anyways enjoy your flight
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Goodbye
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Enjoy the dog festival