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Divorce Me Cod

Key: G

Introduction:

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Just bought me a great long ticket, gonna use it at 4 PM
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So you can call your secret love and break the news to him
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You thought you little romance was on the strict QT
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So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD
Verse
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I won't be around to hear you cry
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I'm Texas bound and by and by
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You can reach me down in Dallas, general delivery
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So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD
Verse
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When you'll be feeling blue
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You'll find that you can't pay your bills
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With alittle old IOU
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That dynamite your messing with may be T N T
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So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD
Verse
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No need to fall, down on your knees
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Cause I know all my ABC&65533s
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Ain't no collage profresses ain't got no PHD
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So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD