Key:
Introduction:
A F#
I can't believe it, I just don't understand
Bm E
you're wearing a Tupac t-shirt but you're talking like a Ku Klux Klan
A F#
man, when will you get it? you used to be a friend of mine,
Bm E
but now I know in time you'll be panhandling down on Pine,
Chorus
A
you dirty sponge, dirty sponge
F# Bm
soak up everything you can from everyone,
D E D E A
wearing out your welcome, soon you'll have no one you're no fun, you dirty sponge
Verse 2
A F#
think that every hot lady has got it bad for you
Bm E
obviously, you haven't seen all the dried puke on your shoe
A F#
bumming every dollar, bottle, sofas and half smoked cigarettes
Bm E
and pulling pubes out your underwear or a free meal you get
Verse 3
A F#
I can't believe it, I just don't understand
Bm E
you're wearing your joe-mamma t-shirt but you're talking like a Ku Klux Klan
A F#
man, when will you get it? you used to be a friend of mine,
Bm E
but now I know in time you'll be panhandling down on Pine
Chorus
A
you dirty sponge, dirty sponge
F# Bm
soak up everything you can from everyone,
D E D E A
wearing out your welcome, soon you'll have no one you're no fun, you dirty sponge
A F# Bm E
Chorus
A
you dirty sponge, dirty sponge
F# Bm
soak up everything you can from everyone,
D E D E A
wearing out your welcome, soon you'll have no one you're no fun.