Key: D
Introduction:
D
Dear penis
G A D
I don't think I like you anymore
G A
You used to watch me shave
D
Now all you do is stare at the floor
G
Ohh, dear penis
A D
I dont like you anymore
G A
It used to be you and me
D
A papertowel and a dirty magazine
G A D
That's all we needed to be getting by
G A
Now it seems things have changed
D
And I think that you're the one to blame
G
Dear penis
A D
I don't think I like you anymore
He sings
D G
Dear Rodney
A D
I don't think I like you anymore
G A
'Cause when you get to drinking
D
You put me places I've never been before
G
Dear Rodney
A D
I don't like you anymore
G A
Why can't we just get a grip
D
On our man to hand relationship
G A D
Come to terms truly how we feel
G A
If we put our heads together
D
We just stay home forever
G A D
Dear penis I think I like you after all
G
Oh and Rodney
A D
While you're shaving, shave my balls