Key: B
Introduction:
A D A
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long,
A B E
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong,
A D A
My friends, they all tell me they're no friends at all.
A E A
Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call?
D A D E A
Signed, "Bewildered"
Bewildered, Bewildered you have no complaint.