Key: G
Introduction:
G
And if your heart stops beating
D
I' ll be here wondering
Em C
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The ending of your life and if you get to heaven
D
I' ll be here waiting, babe
Em C
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life wont wait
C D
Then your heart can' t take this
G D
Have you heard the news that you' re dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
Eb D7
I think they never liked you anyway
G D
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn' t it be grand? It ain' t exactly what you planned.
Eb
And wouldn' t it be great
D9 G
If we were dead?
G
Ohh dead.
G
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
D
You never fell in love
Em C
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The ending of your life
G
And if you get to heaven
D
I' ll be here waiting, babe
Em C
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life won' t wait
C D
Then your heart can' t take this
G D
Have you heard the news that you' re dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
Eb D7
I think they never liked you anyway
G D
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn' t it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
Eb
And wouldn' t it be great
D9
If we were dead?
Am C
And in my honest observation
Am
During this operation
C G D
Found a complication in your heart
Am C G D
So long, ' cause now you' ve got (now you' ve got)
Em
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
Em D
Is that the most the both of you can give?
G D Em C
One, two, one two three four!
G
LA LA LA LA LA!
D
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
C D
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
G
LA LA LA LA LA!
D
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
C D
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherfucker,
G D
If life ain' t just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
C
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
If life ain' t just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
G
Then why are we laughing?
D
If life ain' t just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
C
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
If life ain' t just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
G
Then why am I dead?
G
DEAD!