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The misfits are cult rock and roll
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Worshipped by a few but ignored on the whole.
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Meet the Feebles is a film cult classic
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It?s basically unknown but some say it?s fantastic.
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Most women that I meet seem totally unphased
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?Til sometimes there?s somebody who seems totally amazed.
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I may not be in magazines as a heart-throb face
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But in a few devoted hearts I?ve found a strong fanbase.
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I'm a cult boyfriend, not a mainstream show
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I'm lonely or I'm worshiped by a lady in the know
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When you?re a cult boyfriend life?s always intense
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They love me or they hate me no one?s on the fence
Verso
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Cerebus is cult comic book series.
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It?s got fans but it?s never found in movies or in theories.
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WFMU is a cult radio station
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Always tuned to by a few devoted fans around the nation.
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For every time I couldn?t get a second date or even first,
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Why does one think I?m the best when all the rest think I?m the worst?
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All of those times no one at all wanted to know.
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If I?m really all that awesome wouldn?t more people think so?
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I guess Cult Boyfriend is the term for me,
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It?s always been quality not quantity.
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A cult boyfriend?s like a record in a bargain bin
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No one knows its worth ?til a collector comes in.
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Verso
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Hmm, who are some cult literary names I could honour?
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Maybe J. G. Ballard or Flannery O?Connor.
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Haggis and fugu, that?s like food for cult eaters.
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Jim Jones, Charles Manson, Father Yod, they?re cult leaders.
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Anyways the point being, do I have to magical?
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Can?t we date a few months and then move on normal and casual?
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Suicidally alone and then totally smothered ?
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It?s so much pressure when you go from one extreme to the other.
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I guess Cult Boyfriend is the term for me.
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It?s always been quality not quantity.
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No one knows its worth ?til a collector comes in.
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I'm a cult boyfriend, not a mainstream show.
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I'm lonely or I'm worshipped by a lady in the know.
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When you?re a cult boyfriend life?s always intense.
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They love me or they hate me no one?s on the fence
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Final
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And this song probably ain?t gonna go very far beyond an open mic.
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It?s guaranteed though, two or three people are really gonna like it.
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