Key: C
Introduction: D F E Eb D
D Eb)
I am not so upset about, My horrible self
But Why don't you go upset yourself
C D)
Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face
what a disgrace man and you know it's true
D
Cretin Family Cretin
Family Cretin Family
F E Eb
Everyone's against me
D
Cretin Family Cretin
Family Cretin Family
F E Eb
oi-oi-oi-oi
D Eb)
Don't stare at me it's freakin' me out
Look what's happening now it's all your fault
C D)
You can't do nothing' absolutely nothing' ok
Why don't you get a hools hoop and the cretin hop and
D
Cretin Family Cretin
Family Cretin Family
F E Eb
Everyone's against me
D
Cretin Family Cretin
Family Cretin Family
F E Eb
oi-oi-oi-oi
D Eb)
I am never wrong don't tell me what to do
Here's a little curse it's from me to you
C D)
It's nothing gonna hapen nothin' ever will
You'll be a miserable every day your luck will always be bad
D
Cretin Family Cretin
Family Cretin Family
F E Eb
Everyone's against me
D
Cretin Family Cretin
Family Cretin Family
F E Eb
oi-oi-oi-oi
Eb D)
Cretin family everyone's against me
Cretin Family oi-oi-oi-oi
D)
Cretin Family everyone's against me
Cretin family oi-oi-oi-oi