Key: D
Introduction: Dm C
C G
Crazy Miranda
Am G Dm C Am
lives on propaganda she believes anything she reads
Dm G
it could be one side or the other
Am G
Free Press or Time Life covers
Dm C Am
she follows newsprint anywhere it leads
Dm
but still she can't seem to read and nobody
Bb F Em
knows nobody knows what she needs
Dm- C- Dm
it could be love
C G
All the pretty ladies textbooks
Am G
tell her how to have the next look
Dm C Am
The Bible tells her stay as plain as you are
C G
she wants all the pretty boys beside her
Am G
to write some pretty words to guide her
Dm C Am
to tell her than they love her body as well as her mind
Dm Bb
she wants some kind of sign--a sign of love
F Em
oh never mind--she's not your kind.