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Introduction:
Cm Eb
Such profound humiliation, such all-consuming shame!
Fm G7 Cm G7
The buzzing from the bathroom ... has finally been explained.
Cm Eb
That was no electric toothbrush, no facial scrub device.
Fm G7 Cm C7
Now I finally know the meaning of the words, &ldquo Tim, that was nice!&rdquo
Fm Bb Cm Cm/A
We used two different positions ... every other Sunday night.
Fm G7 Cm C7
All the writhing, moaning, sighing, I thought I was doing it right.
Fm Bb Cm Cm/A
But as I drifted off to slumber ... thinking I had brought her joy,
Fm7 G4 G7
She would slink off to the bathroom with that blasted plastic toy.
Db G7 Cm Cm/Bb Cm/A
Oh the buzzing, cursed buzzing! That damn incessant hum!
Fm/Ab Fm G4 G7
I used to think I was a hero. Can&rsquo t believe she didn&rsquo t come &hellip
Db G7 Cm Cm/Bb Cm/A
To tell me that she needed so much more than I could give.
Ab G7 Cm G7
Now the buzzing from the bathroom ... tells the lie that we both live.
Cm Eb
What is pleasure but a union when with one soul another joins?
Fm G7 Cm(9)/G Cm(9)
Yet I&rsquo m haunted by the buzzing from the bathroom like tinnitus of the loins.