Key: B
Introduction:
B
Yeah I wanna get drunk
Fuck another eyesore
E
Take her with my clothes on
C#
Same as with the last one
F#
Cause that's how we have fun
B
Yeah I wanna get drunk
B
I'm not a scholar
Not a robber
A# G#
Not a hot and bothered
F# B
Mastermind
B
I'm not the one to get it done
A# G# F# B
If time should come to save our humankind
F#
Should've been a cowboy
B
But I'm just a barfly
F#
Should've been a cowboy
B
Drink until the next night
Fuck another eyesore
E
Whistle for a bar fight
C#
I'm not getting older
F#
But I think that sometimes
B
Should've been a spacеman
Floating in a tin-can
E
Drinkin' up the black skies
C#
Wait for the invasion
F#
Gеt 'em with my ray gun
B
Should've been a spaceman
B
I'm not a scholar
Not a robber
A# G#
Not a hot and bothered
F# B
Mastermind
B
I'm not the one to get it done
A# G# F# B
If time should come to save our humankind
F#
Should've been a cowboy
B
But I'm just a barfly
F#
Should've been a cowboy
B