Key: A
Introduction:
C
He gets home switches on the news, kicks back in his high heel shoes.
D______________________________E
Switches channels to Eastenders, cleans his house in his red suspenders
This is the court report, front page of the Daily Sport.
A________________C____ B______________E
Skinhead cross dresser caught, for smashing up someones car.
B
Smashing up someones car.
(repeat second part of intro)