Key: G
Introduction: G C D G C D
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Well, I guess I could&rsquo ve been a quarterback
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On a college football team
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Maybe a movie star signing autographs
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For a bunch of screamin' teens
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He leaned on the wrong foot too long
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And never caught his balance
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'Cause in a big game with his body,
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His mind couldn't meet the challenge
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Now he's got three squares a day
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Visits once a week
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And the county colors to keep him warm
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When he sleeps
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His parents did the best they could,
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But even that wasn't enough
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'Cause all of the love and hop in the
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World just couldn't get him off
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We used to wahoo beer together
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Every now and again
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But when I caught him holding my girlfriends hand,
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I should have know right then
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Now he's got three squares a day
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Visits once a week
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And the county colors to keep him warm
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When he sleeps
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Well they caught him gettin drunk and readin the Bible
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Just a month or so before
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He tried to roll a friend of mine
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At a bar just down the road
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Well they say they found that poor girls body
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Rolled up in a ditch, in a rug
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Now he's goin to hell in a county jail
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Wonderin' what he's done
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Now he's got three squares a day
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Visits once a week
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And the county colors to keep him warm
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When he sleeps
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When he sleeps
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When he sleeps
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When he sleeps