Key: B
Introduction:
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It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
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In a Kenworth pulling logs
D A
Cab-over pete with a reefer on and a jimmy haulin' hogs
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We was headin for bear on I- 1 0 bout a mile outta shaky town
D
I says pig-pen this here's the rubber duck
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and I'm about to put the hammer down
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Cuz we got a little convoy, rocking through the night
F C G E
Yah we got a little convoy, aint she a beautiful sight
F C G C
Common and join our convoy, aint nothing gonna get in our way
F C G E
We're gonna roll this truckin convoy across the U.S.A
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Convoy....
"Ah breaker pigpen this here's the duck and ah you
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By the time we got into Tulsa town
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We hada 85 trucks in all
D
But there's a roadblock up on the clover leaf
A
And them bears was wall to wall
A
Yah them smokies was thick as bugs on a bumper
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They even had a bear in the air
D
I says calling all trucks this here's the duck
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And we about to go huntin' bear
CHORUS (change "little" to "great big")
A G
Well we rolled up interstate 44 like a rocket sled on rails
D
We tore up all of our swindle sheets
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And left em sittin on the scales
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By the time we hit that Chi-town, them bears was a gettin smart
D
They'd brought up some reinforcements from
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the Illinois national guard
D C
There was armored cars and tanks and jeeps and rigs of every size
G
Yah them chicken coops was full o' bears
D
and choppers filled the skies
D
Well we shot the line and we went for broke
C
with a thousand screamin trucks
G D
And eleven long-haired friends o' Jesus in a chartreuse micrabus
A
"Ah rubber duck to sodbuster come over.
Yah 10-4 sodbuster listen.. you wanna put that micrabus
A
Well we laid a strip for the jersey shore
G
and prepared to cross the line
D
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
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but I didnt have a dog-goned dime
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I says pigpen this here's the rubber duck,
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we just ainta gonna pay no toll
(D)