Chords
Conjunction Junction

Key: G

Introduction:  G   Em7   C   D  

 G                     G7               C                     Eb7 
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
 G                   C#º7       C                   D7 
Hooking up words and phases and clauses
 G                     G7               C                     Eb7 
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
             G                           C#º7               C                           D7 
I got three favorite cars that get most of my job done
 G                     G7               C                       Eb7 
Conjunction Junction, what's their function?
             G                                   C#º7           C                           D7 
I got "and", "but", and "or" they'll get you pretty far
Verse
 G 
"And", That's an additive, like "this and that"
 C7 
"But", That's sort of the opposite, "Not this but that"
                   Bb7 
And then there's "or" O-R, when you have a choice like "This or that"
 D 
"And", "but", and "or", Get you pretty far
 G                     G7               C                     Eb7 
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
 G                           C#º7           C                     D7 
Hooking up two boxcars and making them run right
Bridge
 G 
Milk and honey, bread and butter,
 C7 
Peas and rice, Hey, that's nice!
 G 
Dirty but happy, digging and scratching
 C7 
Losing your shoe and a button or two
           G 
He's poor but honest, sad but true
 C7 
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
 G                     G7               C                     Eb7 
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Verse
 G                                             C7                       Eb7 
"Neither now nor ever"   Hey that's clever!
         G 
Eat this or that, grow thin or fat
             C7                                   Eb7 
Never mind, I wouldn't do that. I'm fat enough now!
 G                     G7               C                     Eb7 
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Verse
 G                     G7                       C                         Eb7 
Out of the frying pan and into the fire
 G                               G7                                   C                                       Eb7 
He cut loose the sandbags but the balloon wouldn't go any higher
                   G                         G7             C                     Eb7 
Let's go up to the mountains or down to the sea
                       G                     G7                               C                   Eb7 
You should always say "thank you", or at least say "please"
 G                     G7               C                     Eb7 
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Verse
 G 
"In the mornings, when I am usually wide awake
                                                                                     C7 
I love to take a walk through the gardens and down by the lake
Where I often see a duck and a drake
 Bb7 
And I wonder as I walk by
Just what they'd say if they could speak
 D 
Although I know that's an absurd thought"
 G                     G7               C                     Eb7 
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
 G                   C#º7           C                     D7 
Hooking up cars and making 'em function
 G                     G7               C                   Eb7 
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
               G               C#º7                 C                     D7 
I like tying up words and phrases and clauses
 G                     G7               C                   Eb7 
Conjunction Junction, watch that function
 G                   C#º7           C                     D7 
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful
 G                     G7               C                     Eb7 
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
                           G             C#º7                   C       D7 
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful
 G                     G7               C                     Eb7 
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
                           G             C#º7                   C       D7 
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful