Chords
Congratulations Sex

Key: G

Introduction:

difficulty
very easy |||||
 G                                 C 
    No more congratulations sex
 G                                 C 
    No more congratulations sex
 G                           C 
    Any aging mascot
would place that bet
 G                                 C 
    No more congratulations sex
 C 
    Aged love sleeps
           G 
heavily I've grown
 D                                     C 
unaware of your beauty
Though nothing
                             G 
about you has changed
             D 
It is me who is deranged
 C 
    I hated not
                               G 
knowing what I knew
                 D                     C 
I'm not dead in the tomb
                                                   G 
just lifeless enough to stay
           D 
just lifeless enough to stay
 D                   G/B 
    Tired of tragedies
             Bm 
being trumped
 D                   G/B 
    Tired of romance
             D 
being sung
 C 
Tired of the
                       G     D 
past being hung
               C 
like a cinder block
                     G 
around my neck
Covering my
 G                                 C 
    No more congratulations sex
 G                                 C 
    No more congratulations sex
 G 
    I don't believe that
                             C 
you're reading
Finnegan's Wake
 G                                 C 
    No more congratulations sex
 C 
    Every apology that
         G                   D 
you make you expect
                           C 
me to reciprocate
Step into the
                         G 
sinking sandpit
                   D 
start to feel
                       C 
the dull panic
They are patient
     G 
sadistic
     D           C 
onlookers You are
the crashing plane
 G                       D 
    of figure skaters
 D                   G/B 
    Tired of tragedies
             Bm 
being trumped
 D                   G/B 
    Tired of romance
             D 
being sung
 D 
Tired of the
 G/B               Bm 
past being hung
               D 
like a cinder block
   G/B                   Bm 
around my neck
                   Em  D         C 
Covering my heart up
 Em  D         C 
my heart up
 Em  D         C 
my heart up
 Em  D         G  C  G  C  G  C  G  C 
my heart up