Key: G
Introduction:
A G
christmas celebration
F#m G
all around the nation
A
won't you stay with me tonight
G
cuz i'm running out of fight
F#m G
and the pagentry is such a bore
A G
carollers are singing
F#m G
registers ka-chinging
A
and the presents are in place
G
but i'd rather eat some mace
F#m G
'cause that egg nog always make me sick
E F#m
you know how the story goes
E F#m
you've seen it all before
E F#m
that man is so obese that
F
can't get out the door
A G
christmas to perfection
F#m G
i'm begging for some action
A
and the ringing in my ears
G
is the sound of christmas cheer
F#m G
'cause they've knocked me screaming overboard
you know how the story goes
A G
the pagentry is such a bore
F#m G
the pagentry is such a bore
A G
the pagentry is such a bore
F#m G
the pagentry is such a bore
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