Key: G
Introduction:
A G#m F#m
I met him in a crowlded room
A G#m F#m
Where people go to drink away their gloom
D C#m Bm
He sat me down and so began
A E A
The story of a charmless man
A G#m F#m
Educated the expensive way
A G#m F#m
he knows the claret from his beaujolais
D C#m Bm
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
A E A
But then nature didn't make him that way (he went)
A G#m F#m
Na na na na na na na
A G#m F#m
Na na na na na na na na na
A
He think's his educated airs
Those family shares
D
Will protect him
A D
That we will respect him
E A
He moves in circles of friends
who just pretend
D
that they like him
A D E
he does the same to them
E
And when you put it all together
D
that's the model of a charmless man
A G#m F#m
Na na na na na na na
A G#m F#m
Na na na na na na na na na
A G#m F#m
He knows the swingers and their cavalry
A G#m F#m
says he can get in anywhere for free
D C#m Bm
I began to go a little cross eyed
A E A
And from this charmless man I just had to hide (he went)
A G#m F#m
Na na na na na na na
A G#m F#m
Na na na na na na na na na
A
He talks at speed, he gets nose bleeds
He doesn't see
D
his days are tumbling
A D
Down upon him
E A
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen
D
for you to listen
A D E
but no one is listening
E
And when you put it all together
D
that's the model of a charmless man
A
He think's his educated airs
Those family shares
D
Will protect him
A D
That we will respect him
E A
And yet he tries so hard to please
He's just so keen
D
for you to listen
A D E
but no one is listening
E
And when you put it all together
D
that's the model of a charmless man
A G#m F#m
Na na na na na na na
A G#m F#m
Na na na na na na na na na
A G#m F#m
Na na na na na na na na na
A G#m
Na na na na na na
G F#m
Na na na na na na
F E A
Na na na na na na na