Key: E
Introduction:
A C
Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
D A
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese
A C
But the food tastes great so you don't complain
D A
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
G G/F# G/E
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
G/D C Em/B A
But Garfield's on my fork
C Em/B A
He's purring here on my fork
A G
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
C D
The place that I eat every day at noon
A G C
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Em/B A C
Once they wrap it up in dough boys
C Em/B A
Wrap it up crisp in dough
-opening riff-