Key: D
Introduction:
A
verse 1
D5 C9 E5 A D5 C9 E5 A
The weightlifter and a library tech you know
D5 C9 E5 A D5 C9 E5 A
Made a big decision in the magazine row
D5 C9 E5 A D5 C9 E5 A
I'll open my catalogue just enough to let you in
D5(N.C.) C9 E5 A
And she'll drop beers like you drop vitamins
Chorus
F5 D5
Did you ever never wanna let somebody down?
F5 E5 A
Was you ever thinking that you'd be Cathy's clown now she's around
verse 2
D5 C9 E5 A D5 C9 E5 A
The protein pills and the g-strings you left in her flat
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Are just enough to get your dewey decimal back
D5 C9 E5 A D5 C9 E5 A
Lift her to work, before your daily workout begins
D5(N.C.) C9 E5 A
And she'll stack up like you stack vitamins
Chorus
D5 C9 E5 D#5
Requested by Bob Mileo