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Introduction:
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Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
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It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese
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Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
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But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
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Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
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But Garfield's on my fork
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He's purrin' here on my fork
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There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
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The place that I eat everyday at noon
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They can feed you cat and you?ll never know
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What they're wrappin' up in dough, boy
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They fry it real crisp in dough
Chow Lin asked if I wanted more